Rich celebrities pretending to care about the environment.
Idiot blue collar workers go to crazy lengths to get out of work.
Local man loses pants, life.
He’s alive in all our hearts. And he’s bacteria.
Buy a tombstone for someone you hate.
Fake your own death.
Hall of records (not the good kind of records).
Why does my death keep coming back to haunt me?
“This is over 100 carats.” “I love carrots”.
Being reunited with your lost parents.
Kids saying ‘Watch me mum! Look at what I can do!’
Guy puts the washing machine on to drown out the sound. “Now we can’t be heard.” “What?”
Find a germ lab and destroy it with aerosols.
Flower power vs glower power.
Phrenology loonies. Testing the head size of people, rocks, monkeys. Making outlandish claims.
“Hahahaha… Uhh.. I’m a living joke”
Putting on a tape to get you excited. But it’s the wrong song.
